Aisha Buhari, Please Marry Me

By Remi Oyeyemi

*I am enamoured by your COURAGE.*

*I am impressed by your HONESTY.*

*I am enthused by your FORTHRIGHTNESS.*

*I am pulsated by your SINCERITY.*

*I am hooked on your CANDOUR*

*I am sedated on your BLUNTNESS.*

*I am positively affected by your FRANKNESS.*

*I am dazzled by your INTEGRITY.*

*I am fascinated by your GENUINENESS.*

*I am snowed by your OPENNESS.*

*I am awed by your TRUTHFULNESS.*

*I am moved by your commitment to your CONVICTION.*

*I am electrified by the PROBITY of your purpose.*

*I am excited by your CONFIDENCE.*

*You are a gem.*

*A true mother.*

*A reliable friend of the people.*

*A passionate champion of the downtrodden.*

*A committed patriot.*

*A dedicated leader.*

*A fantastic team player.*

*There is no doubt about the fact that you truly wish Nigeria well.*

*There is no doubt whatsoever, that you have blood flowing in your veins.*

*Your humanity, or is it humaneness is exemplary.*

*Your caring heart is palpable.*

*Your consideration of others is self evident.*

*Your undying desire to cater to all, whether weak or strong, rich or poor, powerful or not, is becoming legendary.*

*That you would remember the lost souls of our soldiers in that endearing manner, in that context, stands you out of the ugly crowd over there.*

*That you even prayed for their posthumous emoluments to be paid shows your kind of heart, a heart of GOLD.*

*Your Excellency, you should not see my request to you, asking you to marry me, more than a way to just express how much I appreciate you and your steadfastness in the temple of honesty, integrity and service to the Nigerian people.*

*If in the nearest future, you find it desirous to lead this country, please, you should count on me.*

*I would be prepared to give you every support possible.*

*I would be prepared to deploy every talent, every skill and every knowledge that has pleased the God almighty to endow me with, at your disposal.*

*Please, remain strong.*

*Remain unbowed.*

*Stay determined.*

*Stay committed.*

*Remain true to your inner self.*

*Remain dedicated to your beliefs.*

*Don’t allow them to remake you into what you are not.*

*I am enormously proud of you, Your Excellency.*

*May Elédùmarè, the God of my fathers, be with you. Amen.*