Riddles for today
*A little fun economics to lighten up your day* ….
Wife to her Accountant husband:
what is inflation?
Husband:
Earlier you were 36-24-36. But now you are
48-40-48.
Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before.
This is INFLATION .
Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.
Interviewer: What is Recession?
Candidate: When “Wine & Women” get replaced by “Water & Wife”, that critical phase of life is called Recession!!
Accountancy fact:
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunk friend is liability.
But,
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
?????
An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives.
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!
If u have 2 wifes, They will fight for u!
Feel the difference & decide
Disclaimer:
Sender is not responsible for any side effects..
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When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.