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Riddles for today

*A little fun economics to lighten up your day* ….

Wife to her Accountant husband:

what is inflation?

Husband:

Earlier you were 36-24-36. But now you are

48-40-48.

Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before.

This is INFLATION .

Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.

Interviewer: What is Recession?

Candidate: When “Wine & Women” get replaced by “Water & Wife”, that critical phase of life is called Recession!!

Accountancy fact:

What is the difference between Liability & Asset?

A drunk friend is liability.

But,

A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.

?????

An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives.

A- Monopoly should be broken.

B- Competition improves the quality of service.

If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!

If u have 2 wifes, They will fight for u!

Feel the difference & decide

Disclaimer:

Sender is not responsible for any side effects..

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When you are in love,

Wonders happen.

But once you get married,

You wonder, what happened.

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